Best Cars to Shag in

January 7th, 2012 Michael Sirb Leave a comment Go to comments

Almost every car owner has dreamed of an intimate encounter inside their vehicle at one time or another. Whether it’s a drive in movie, a deserted parking lot or a romantic lookout point there is no doubt cars were made for more than just commuting to work. However the reality is that some vehicles are just more accommodating for the libido than others. Below is our list of the Top 10 cars to shag in but remember that law enforcement may not be as quick to cheer you on as the couple next door.

Maybe you just cant wait til you get home. Maybe you need some more excitement in your life. Or maybe youve just already broken the bed, the kitchen table and the sofa, so the car is naturally the next option for copulation. Whatever your motive, you cant go around doing the deed in any old vehicle. Take a look at the top 10 shaggin wagons, the ideal positions for each and the type of lovers wholl rock the casbah.

#10 Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon

This baby has everything a newlywed couple might want. The 4-wheel drive provides some extra stability while the roomy rear entry leaves enough room to get creative.

Speaking of rear entry, thats the best position for this sex machine. Theres plenty of room to get down (on all fours) and dirty. With an interior of 53.4 cubic feet, this Caddys got what you need.

#9 Smart Passion Cabriolet

This is just too easy. Its got two seats, its got passion right there in the name, and theres unlimited head room. (Get it?)

While the Cabriolet isn’t exactly roomy, the sky’s the limit where heights concerned. This car is the perfect choice for tall skinny lovers who dont mind getting caught with their shirts off. (No one will be able to see whether your pants are off.)

Booster Seat is the perfect space-saver position. Youll be so close you wont even need to use the second seat. Hows that for economy?

#8 Volvo V70

Fans of safe sex should appreciate the safety features on THIS ride. The Volvo V70 is one of the worlds safest cars, so you can sex it up with confidence.

The V70 is quite roomy at 72.1 cubic feet. That gives you and your partner the flexibility to do Cradlemaybe in a few different spots in the car! Just be sure to angle those rearview mirrors for full visibility.

#7 BMW X6

This sexy sport vehicle offers 4-wheel drive for better grip on slick surfaces, as well as 51.2 cubic feet of interior space.

You might as well spread out and Scissor. Just be sure youre willing to pony up the cash for interior detailing, because youre going to need it regularly. Its a Beemer, after all, not a bar bathroom.

#6 Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

If youre used to romping on a California king (the MATTRESS, sicko!), the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti is not your ride. Its more of a twin (and while that may be sexy in people-form, its not roomy!). So stretch out before you sex up.

Lotus is the best position, so it’s ideal for rich couples who are well-versed in yoga. Get ready to get close. Pack some breath mints while youre at it.

#5 Honda Fit

Instead of joking about what fits in the Honda Fit, were just going to clue you in: the seats fold down. Yes, you could fully recline in this compact car. You can also feel good about leaving the motor running while you get your own motor running, because its pretty fuel efficient.

You or your partneror bothmight want to shave your legs before attempting Sitting Bull, because your legs will be in each other’s faces. Ride on!

#4 Lexus LS 460L

The Executive Class seat reclines and has a built-in massager. Were sure you can think of some fun things to do with that. (Is it getting hot in here?) Theres also the option of an HDTV screen in the head rest, so you can put on something steamy to watchunless, of course, youre in Bodyguard.

All these specs make it a great luxury ride for the couple on their way to the office. Lexus sexus in the morning, on lunch, or after work. Or all three.

#3 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500

For the traditional fast and furiousnot TOO fast!500 horsepower and 400 lbs. of torque should power your private-pushing to the extreme. LOOKING at this car might be enough to score.

Check out Reverse Cowgirl. Because youre riding a Mustang, so how could you not? Giddyup!

#2 VW Jetta Sportwagen TDI

66.9 cubic feet. Its the perfect blend of 666 and 69. Since the seat folds back to make more room in this compact ride, the natural choice for lusty lovers is 69.

Those who are a little bit hippie and a little bit horny will appreciate the classic VW brand and the throwback to the 60s. 67 was the summer of love, after all66.9 is pretty darn close.

#1 Bentley Continental Flying Spur Speed

The tinted windows and outside noise reduction should make you feel more comfortable about slipping into something more comfortableor out of it. If one of you is a screamer, fear notin the Bentley, only your partner can hear you scream. The heated leather seats arent anything to scoff at, either.

Since youre bound to be moaning and dirty-talking up a storm, Victory is the sensible choice of positions.

General Motor Sex Tips:

Whichever partner is on top for backseat love, push both of the front seats forward so you can get freaky freely.

For the front seat, man-on-top is tricky, so it’s on the woman. Your options are just forward-facing or facing awaya.k.a. rearview or head-on collision.

Dont underestimate the power of the outside of your car. The hood is just as good!

Road headits really for the guys to get, unless you like steering with the back of your head. If youre going to attempt this, be vigilantdrive on smooth surfaces, watch the road and pull over if it gets too intense!

Remember, folks: car sex outside of your private garage is illegal! If youre not willing to pay fines, serve time or even go to prison, stick to the homestead for your sexy time.

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